Welcome to my humble estate. Please, let my butler get your coat. *Hey, we all have our occasional cases of grandeur.
BTW: Might I ask how are you planning on getting involved with GMCR? I read your “huffing and puffing” quote. I’d love to tag along for the ride. TYIA and appreciate your posts
The GMCR trade is a ST short position. You have several paths to take including using options if you are so inclined. An October 100/95 Put spread should do nicely.